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Robynne Clare

sashayed:

sashayed:

everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower

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queenoftheimps:

FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

alexcorona:

hellacatholic:

my mom’s boyfriend was born on april 20 in 1969. his birthday is 4/20/69. there is literally no better day to be born.

April 20th is also Hitler’s birthday.

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

xombiedirge:

The Cornetto Trilogy by Evil Corp/Kibooki

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

vonmunsterr:


i’m going to reblog this every monday until i die.

vonmunsterr:

i’m going to reblog this every monday until i die.

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

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